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Let your coworker know about their annoying habits!
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I am done. That's it, you sir are a fucking tool. How can you sit there and ask ME for help but then argue with what i have to say? If you want my damn support, let me support YOU and help YOU with this issue because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself. If you are Mr. Genious, why did you call me in the first place? What, so you could feel better about yourself for being a dick to me??? I will never EVER stop what I'm doing to help you again..
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Here's a hint: CLEAN THAT CRUSTY OLD KEYBOARD!!! I swear, if I have to come over to your dirty ass computer to show you how to open a word document and see 5 years of crusty, moldy, pieces of smashed up cheetos stuck between your keys, I'm going to smash you on the side of the head with it!!!!
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By the time she was 18, she had appeared in 100 adult films; however, Lords argued in her autobiography that about 80 of those films were composed from leftover and re-edited footage from the original 20 films that were shot.
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If you've got allergies - please DEAL WITH IT. I cannot listen to your sniffing all day long. I'm going out of my mind. Please get a kleenex and take care of yourself. You do not know just how disgusting it is to hear the sound of you sniffing up every 15 seconds for 8 hours. Please blow your nose.
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What is wrong with your throat? Seriously. What's wrong with YOU? You sit 4ft away from me no divider. You clear your throat 2times per min for 10hours everyday in the office where only you and I share. You bite your nails and spit it out constantly. I'm surprised you still have nails. You play fake drums on your desk which vibrates my whole desk. You bring your dog that barks at everything constantly NON STOP, and you don't stop it. Are you deaf or something?
I hate my boss with a passion.
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Stop asking intrusive, off-putting questions about my work under the guise of water cooler talk so that you can gauge how well you're doing. You are phony, self-absorbed, self-interested, undermining, and whiny. I would rather suffer from several servings of salmonella-laced spinach than spend my lunch hour with you and your BORING prattle about YOU, YOU, oh, and yeah, YOU. Seriously. Grow up, grow a pair, and spare my mind and my sanity from your inane self-centerdness.
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I really would like to know just what it is you do for work here. All day long, I see you walking the halls, in and out of offices, and at people's desks, talking about sports. When I do spot you at your desk, your computer screen is always on the baseball or NASCAR pages! I have never seen you actually work one minute in this office; how on Earth do you stay hired?!?
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Hey story topper...can I please JUST ONCE tell a story without you somehow topping it? I mean, if I broke down this morning on the way to work, then you were once carjacked on your way to work. If I come in with a sunburn, then you were once hospitalized with third degree burns that magically left no scars. If I had my child christened this weekend, then God came directly out of heaven to specially baptize yours. We now just make things up, just to hear your BS. You're an idiot.
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WOW-you have a great 'stache-it looks like you grew out your nose hairs out over you lips, or rent your nasal cavity out to shedding rodents-if you competed with 13 year old boys for the best moustache it woud be an epic fail-thanks for assault on my eyeballs
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You have the most awful laugh ever and you laugh at every little thing, you come to work everyday with your boobs hanging all over the place, you play music so loud and it annoys the hell out of everyone, you barely work and find any excuse to leave, and you kiss the bitchy boss's ass and complai about co-workers who actually do their work and do not do anything to you!! I hate seeing you everyday and i hate hearing your god awful laugh everyday!
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