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My coworker hoards bowls and bowls of the free trail mix at work. We have no wall between us... he sits right next to me. All day he leans back in his chair while gobbling a handful out of his hand, then claps his hands back and forth to dust off the crumbs and then scoots back forward in his chair.
Thanks for interrupting every conversation I have with someone at work to throw in your utterly inane two cents. Also, it's great when you undermine people's authority and act like you know more than your superiors. In addtion, might I add that I love it when you talk shit about other coworkers who I like way more than you. And when you said your knee was hurt and you couldn't stand up, it was really obvious that you just wanted to get payed for doing nothing all day. I can't stand you.
She thinks she's some sort of big shot in the office, constantly yakking on the phone. She calls up another person after she hangs up! Jeez! How many people can you call in a day?
What's more annoying is her voice! She always talks rudely on the phone and it's annoying since one would be so tired from work already, the last thing we need to hear is her yelling into the phone.
Control your voice you fricken loud woman! Nobody needs to hear you talking on the phone.
No, really! I don't want to smell your farts (seriously she just farted and left the room again before I finished typing my previous rant) - GAH again.
Stop sucking your teeth, humming off tune, muttering to yourself, farting and leaving the room - running at the printer like your paper is on fire - fuque you drive me nuts - GAH.
Stop looking down on everyone with that scrunchy face as if all are below you, you bowling pin shaped creature! With your nasty, short hair GLUED to your head with low quality gel, you look as if a cow licked you! Why is that hair so damn sticky? And your triple-wide hips in complete contrast to your pin head. I am not a man, I do not open the door for you, how dare you march on through (before me!) the door that I opened for myself you presumptuous bitch!
youre HORRIBLE taste in music solidifies youre lack of taste! lol ....hahahahahahahahaha, whats up with those SILLY ring tones.... so childish.... you're 15 again, it's okay. enjoy it, it must be your only vice in life.
Why must you snort all day long from the minute you get here a hour late everyday you snort. When I asked you nicely you were like Oh my allergies. DUDE snorting mucus and phlegm three feet away from me makes me want to vomit.
You are a real miserable bitch. I am sick and tired of having you slam down the phone and nitpick everyone you deal with like you are so fucking perfect. Get a life already, bitch!
