| Most Annoying Habits of Coworkers |
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It's nice to know that you're drawing a higher salary in order to supervise us despite your incapacity to organise a **** in a brothel. It's almost admirable the way you get through each working day without giving advice or instruction, without deciding policy and without taking a shred of responsibility for anything. If your shoulders were any slopier, you'd have the physiche of a cat. |
Hater of Morons |
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Dude, you can NOT wear a white dress shirt without an undershirt. It's disgusting. Do you not own a mirror? 'Cause I'll buy you one and deliver it myself, if it saves me the blinding from your pasty fatness. |
can I be blind too? |
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Why does the rest room look like a war zone every time I go in there? Toilet paper rolls lying on the floor, paper towels strewn about the floor, on the urinals, half out of the toilets and in the sink. Not to mention the chewed gum and cigarette butts in the urinals, and urine splatters on the toilet seats. And this is an office full of "professionals?" Imagine what new clients think when they see that! Grow up and clean up after yourselves, don't just leave it to the cleaners! |
The Bird |
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Stop being such a bitch! Quit trying to figure out what I DO and mind your own freaking business. I do my job...thats all you need to know. Stop butting in to other peoples conversations and giving out incorrect information to our trainees. Everyone knows you don't have an ounce of common sense, so no one wants to hear your opinions. Your so annoying...theres a reason you go home only to your cats at night!!!! |
bre |
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I know you're an old man and you wear a hearing aid, but you don't need ears to have a conversation in your own head. That said, STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF. I can hear every word you say and I'm about to go ballistic. While we are on it, stop humming to yourself the whole fecking day, stop slurping on your fecking cough drop and STOP CHOMPING YOUR FECKING FOOD AT LUNCH. I can't eat when you do because you activate my gag reflexes. HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION, you're old enough to know all this!!! |
about to go POSTAL |
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Shouting out the news headlines every 15 minutes lets everyone know what you're really doing all day. If reading the news excites you so much then go work at CNN because nobody here cares. You need to knock it off, like now!!! |
Trying to Work |
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Hey caveman, why don't you try flushing the urinal after you've finished peeing? Oh, and don't talk to me while we're in there. It's really awkward to hear about your news of the day between bouts of gas and pee spurts. |
Pissed Off |
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You do not need to know what i'm doing at all times, I am your senior in this office. It is not your business to know what my friend said in her email to me, you do not need to know what my phone calls are about, and you do not need to keep asking me about anything else. I hate, hate, hate how you come in my office and look at whatever i'm eating and say "can i have a bite, just a bite?" then expect half of it. Get your own damn food. Oh, and quit asking for a drink of whatever i'm drinking...your gross.... |
justme |
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You've been whistling, off key and with no tonality, that same damn song for three years now. Knock it off already before I cut your lips off with dull rusty scissors. |
bleeding ears mcgee |
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Why do you have to be so arrogant and cocky?! What you wear or what you drive doesn't impress me at all! Why can't you just be a down-to-earth genuine guy just for once. That's all I'm asking of you.... |
anonymous |
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