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Aug 21 2006 7:25:23PMplease don't test
Aug 21 2006 6:41:46PMChoosing a 'neat' cell phone ring. In offices where cell phone rings are tolerated (but see Number Three), cell phone ring tones that deviate from the normal rang of 'phone' tones can be annoying. Why? After the 15th rendition of 'Take me Out to the Ballgame' your colleagues will begin gathering, mob-style, to chuck your little neon Nokia right out the window. Again, think vibrate option, or stick to the more conventional ring tones.
Aug 21 2006 6:21:38PMNO MORE CHINESE. You stink.
Aug 21 2006 6:20:48PMIt smells like a fishery here. Please refrain from eating that stank ass fish.
Aug 21 2006 6:12:48PMggggggg
Aug 21 2006 6:11:31PMwhat up
Aug 21 2006 6:08:21PMPlease stop burping and farting in the office. I don't find it cute - it's annoying, especially when I'm on the phone. You are a grown woman. Grow up!
Aug 21 2006 5:48:21PMWhining about work, or complaining about the workload. Although coworkers often bond about bad conditions, you never want to be the guy who is let go during cutbacks, simply because management had gotten wind that you are 'unhappy anyway'.
Aug 21 2006 5:37:06PMStop peering over the wall of my cubicle and startling me. It may be funny to you, but it's darn creepy to me!
Aug 21 2006 5:11:14PMEating smelly food at your desk. Believe us, no matter how much air freshener your spray, the odor will continue to lurk – even on your clothes. Stick to the non-smelly stuff, or eat it out of the office. Make a point of washing food smells off your hands and (ideally) brushing food smells out of your teeth after lunch.
Aug 21 2006 4:54:12PMWhatever
Aug 21 2006 4:31:18PMДобрый вечер, Михаил. С вами разговаривает один из представителей штаба 66. Мы это неофициальный проект - РНЕ. Сейчас мы не можем Вам рассказать всю суть нашего проекта так как не можем "дернуть нос" дальше Москвы. Если у Вас есть какие-нибудь предложения, мы их рассмотрим. И если Вы все же серьезно надумали к нам вступить, не думайте что 50 ссылок на каких-то форумах достаточно, это для отвода глаз. Все гораздо сложнее. С уважением, Александр Баркашов (ВОПД РНЕ)
Aug 21 2006 4:26:04PMU suck and smell bad
Aug 21 2006 3:59:18PMPlease dont pick your nose any more and dont eat cottage cheese either
Aug 21 2006 3:53:23PMWalking over to tell me you emailed. If you email me, don't come over and tell me that you emailed me. I don't email you to tell you I'm going to come over and talk to you. Stop wasting my time.
Aug 21 2006 3:48:23PMPlease stop typing on your keyboard as if it is an actual typewriter used in the 1940’s. Not only is it incredibly annoying but every keystroke makes me cringe and wish that you were instantly electrocuted on your next “slam”
Aug 21 2006 3:46:09PMYOUR GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES
Aug 21 2006 3:46:09PMYOUR GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES
Aug 21 2006 3:34:26PMdkjdkfjd
Aug 21 2006 3:30:56PMWould you just SHUT UP about your stupid wedding plans? Your fiance is even divorced yet, moron!
Aug 21 2006 3:30:07PMSometimes I just wonder about you?! (lol)
Aug 21 2006 3:27:38PMStop taking reports to read in the bathroom! It is a nasty. Worst of all, I may have to borrow that piece of **** now.
Aug 21 2006 2:49:43PMListening to voice mail on speakerphone. Get a headset or pick up the receiver.
Aug 21 2006 2:44:19PMClearing your throat. Some people have a constant habit of snorting and hacking up phlegm. Trust me, when you do it every 2-10 minutes it is very noticeable. Either go to a doctor or stop putting your mouth in places that it shouldn’t be.
Aug 21 2006 2:11:46PMYou smell so bad. Please bathe dalily and use soap and water!!!
Aug 21 2006 1:36:35PMIt was really good to see you the other day. I am glad you are still going strong at 120 days. You looked great. We never got around to that cup of coffee.
Aug 21 2006 7:02:34AMIf you’re using the office microwave, COVER your food! Not only is your food spattering all over the inside of the microwave, but dripping all over the turntable. You alone are turning the microwave into a biohazard. No one wants to have to clean up after you, and your mess makes it impossible for someone to quickly heat their food, without having to first disinfect the inside of the microwave. Who raised you, anyway?
Aug 21 2006 7:01:28AMPlease bear in mind that company policy dictates that you are entitled to 1 hour for lunch. That is exactly 60 min. No more, no less. Please try harder to stay within the guidelines. We are aware of who is abusing the system.
Aug 21 2006 12:35:25AMWe have another question for you. When you are not here and claim to be working from home, are you really working? Maybe someone who is here full time would be better served in the corner office. What do you think?
Aug 20 2006 6:44:17PMthis is a test
Aug 20 2006 6:42:50PMthis is a test
Aug 18 2006 11:24:51PMdid this work?
Aug 18 2006 7:55:19PMIf you would work as much as you were on the phone and surfing the net your productivity would go up and your chances of getting fired would go down.
Aug 18 2006 7:02:17PMthat was not a typo this is a friend of a friend in IT. just a heads up!
Aug 18 2006 7:01:56PMIn order to prevent blacklung or emphysema among employees we kindly request that you refrain from any seated bathroom activities while in the building. We have had several complaints of toxic and/or noxious fumes in the men's restroom in 2-Central. If you have any questions please review the Work Poop guidelines.
Aug 18 2006 7:00:18PMPlease bear in mind that company policy dictates that you are entitled to 1 hour for lunch. That is exactly 60 min. No more, no less. Please try harder to stay within the guidelines. We are aware of who is abusing the system.
Aug 18 2006 6:56:35PMPlease stop leaving your dress shoes behind under your desk at the end of the work day. There has been an unidentifiable stench for the past few weeks that we have finally uncovered. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE take your smelly shoes home with you EVERY NIGHT. And try not to take them off during the course of the business day IT IS an AWFUL smell. Thank you - the surrounding cubes.
Aug 18 2006 6:48:42PMPicking at your ears while at your desk — or any other orifice. Ears, noses, bellybuttons and anything else that should be done in the privacy of your own bathroom should be done in the privacy of your own bathroom. Sticking your finger in their ear, cleaning out your ear canal, then looking at it and wiping it on the shirt while at your cubicle is not acceptable. What Gives?
Aug 18 2006 6:47:22PMIf you would work as much as you were on the phone and surfing the net your productivity would go up and your chances of getting fired would go down.
Aug 18 2006 6:26:53PMYou Walk Like an Elephant: Try to move around the office quietly to avoid disturbing the people around you. And if you must speak to another colleague, keep your voice down.
Aug 18 2006 6:24:03PMPlease stop burping and farting in the office. I don't find it cute - it's annoying, especially when I'm on the phone. You are a grown woman. Grow up!
Aug 18 2006 4:31:52PMQUIT WHISTING IN THE OFFICE! What are you, the whistler on the "Andy Griffith Show?" Stop it. It's annoying. And you can't whistle well, anyway.
Aug 18 2006 2:42:20PMyou smell like onions and pork rinds...
Aug 18 2006 1:47:53PMChoosing a 'neat' cell phone ring. In offices where cell phone rings are tolerated (but see Number Three), cell phone ring tones that deviate from the normal rang of 'phone' tones can be annoying. Why? After the 15th rendition of 'Take me Out to the Ballgame' your colleagues will begin gathering, mob-style, to chuck your little neon Nokia right out the window. Again, think vibrate option, or stick to the more conventional ring tones.
Aug 18 2006 1:31:27PMA group of us here have a question fo you. Do you think that you would hold the position you have if your Bother in Law wasn't the owner of the company? We have an idea, let's all bring in our college degrees and compare qualifications. Of course, that would be impossible for you to do wouldn't it?
Aug 18 2006 9:04:43AMAki mбsnak vermet бs, maga esik bele.....
Aug 18 2006 8:50:24AMSzia, talбld ki, ki vagyok?
Aug 18 2006 3:57:14AMHey Phil, just want to let you know that we, the mighty Yankees lost to probably the worst team in the world, the Baltimore Orioles. I beleive they are 16.5 games back from us. Thanks, The New York Yankees
Aug 17 2006 10:36:49PMYa sabes sonada de mocos en cuanto te vea.....estrellas vas a quedar viendo
Aug 17 2006 9:50:32PMYa la cagas perro JAJAJAJA
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